some stuff i got from friends....
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One Sunday morning I was in the kitchen fixing bacon, eggs, and biscuits. I was almost done when my 8-year old Lucas came into the kitchen, attention totally on the gameboy in his hands. I asked him to go wake his father and tell him he had a gourmet breakfast waiting for him.
Off he goes, attention still on the gameboy, when what do I hear out of my loving son. "Dad! Wake UP!!!! There's a whore- made breakfast on the table waiting on ya!" Needless to say, my husband got up in record speed laughing his fool head off.
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My nine year old brother was in a sulky mood, when my seven year old sister came by to cheer him up. They talked for a few minutes and I heard my sister tell my brother that when he grew up he wouldn't have ANY problem finding a MATE.
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Once I had a headache and my little son asked me what happened. I told him and he said: 'Head is a bone, it can't hurt.'
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i am a single mom, with a three year old!
my sister was saying that i need a boyfriend, anyway that was ok. i had to go to the supermarket to get dinner for that night. there was this good looking shelf filler in the isle and my son piped up and said "mummy, theres a boyfriend for you".
i dunno who was most embarrassed...me or him...
i was red faced!
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