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new sholey, 2007

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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Watertank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne virus thhye?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? incentive dega , Salary badayega?

Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la re".

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai. [logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"

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