baby to be born

For weeks, a 7-year old lad kept telling his second-grade teacher about the baby bro or sis that he was expecting at his house.

One day his mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

The boy was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.

But then after, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Karan, whatever became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

Karan burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"