One day there was a guy who selled oranges. Since he came from another country he only knew the words only 5 cents, fresh, fresh, very fresh, and not today mabye tommorow. So, one day a guy walks up to him and says, how much for these oranges? He says, only 5 cents. So then, the guy asks him are these oranges fresh? He says, fresh, fresh, very fresh. Then the guyasks him, when can i get them. He says, not today mabye tommorow. So the guy walks away and he walks home. He takes a nap and in the middle of the nap a bad guy barges in and says, how much money u got? He says, only 5 cents. The bad guy gets mad and says are u trying to be fresh? He says, fresh,fresh, very fresh. The bad guy is then so mad that he says im going to shoot u with my gun! He says, not today mabye tommorrow
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