1)Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life.
3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .
4) Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.
5) Sardarhirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman lain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.
6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...
7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
9) If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!
10) Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
Socho..
"COIN"
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