Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee...

Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee...

You buy milk by the barrel.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You go to meetings just for the free coffee.
People get dizzy just watching you.
People can test their batteries in your ears

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
You channel surf faster without a remote

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You name your cats Cream and Sugar
You sleep with your eyes open.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic spoonstirrers
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee