Laloo

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in *Microsoft Corporation, USA.*
A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : _"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."_
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... _"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga._

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- _Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya_

You do not meet -----_aap to miltay hee naheen ho_

our requirement ----- _humko to zaroorat hai_

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- _ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee._

No phone call ----- _phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai_

shall be entertained -----_ bahut khaatir kee jayegi._

Thanks ----- _aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad._
Bill Gates. ---- _Tohar Bilva._