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News Headlines in India

Posted by cool over 5 years ago Tags: , , , ,

How News Headlines in India are made:

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man
intervenes and kicks the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this.

He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline

will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be 'US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG'".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".

Next day, the headline in the paper read

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_TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG._

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