MBA vs BCOM

A *MBA* and a *Bcom* go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and
fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. " Look up
at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions
of stars."
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"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.
*"Astronomically* speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

*Astrologically,* it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

*Time! wise,* it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

*Theologically,* it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and
insignificant.

*Meteorologically,* it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks.
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*_"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent"._*