Engineers!!

A dialog from OM SHANTI OM made by an engineer.....

"Agar kisi subject ko dilojan se padho, to saari kayanaat tumhe clear karne me jut jaati hain.
Agar aisa na ho toh samjho yeh ant nahin hain...
Abhi attempt baaki hain mere dost.............."


Shayareeeeeeee

pyar me bevafai se badkar saza kya hogi,
gum me judai se badkar saza kya hogi,
agar deni hai kisiko 4 saal ki saza to woh engineering se badkar kya hogi.

40 MARKS ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babuuuuuuuu.......
University ka aashirwad hota hai 40 MARKS........
har student k sar ka taj hota hai 40 MARKS.........
har student ka khwab hota 40 MARKS.....
YD na hone ka ehsas hota hai 40 MARKS........
1 mahineki vacation enjoy karne ka chance deta hai ye 40 MARKS...........

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO....

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota

Just fun, nothing personal...