A GIFT !!!!!

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating
very long, after careful consideration he decided a
pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic,
but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he
bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister
purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and
the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the
panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed
his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with
this note:

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Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If
it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen
the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones
that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her
try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first
time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with
them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away as they will naturally be a little
damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday
night.

All my Love,
Hollingsworth