ME & MY BOSS

> When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
> When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,
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> When I don't do it, I am lazy,
> When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
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> When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
> When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
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> When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
> When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
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> When I make a mistake, you're an idiot.
> When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
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> When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
> When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
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> When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
> When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
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> When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
> When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
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> When I do good, my boss never remembers,
> When I do wrong, he never forgets