test how clever you are?

> Think ur Clever?
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> Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You
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> can't take your time.
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> Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK?
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> Let's find out just how smart and clever you really
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> are. Ready? ... GO!!!
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> FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race.
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> You overtake the second person.
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> What position are you in?
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> ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are
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> Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person
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> And you take his place, you are second! Try not to
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> Screw up in the next question.
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> To answer the second question, don't take as much
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> (You know you took too much time.)
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> SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then
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> ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last,
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> then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you
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> overtake the LAST person?!
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> THIRD QUESTION: Very tricky math! Note: This must be
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> done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or
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> a calculator. Try it.
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> Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
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> Now add another 1000.
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> Now add 30.
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> Add another 1000.
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> Now add 20.
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> Now add another 1000.
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> Now add 10.
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> What is the total?
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> ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is
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> actually 4100.
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> Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is
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> definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last
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> LAST QUESTION: Mary's father has five daughters:
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> Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono.
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> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not. The
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> fifth daughter's name is Mary.
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> Read the question again.
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> You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!! Pass this along to someone
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> else who could stand a little fun and a challenge
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> today.
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> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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