OHH WIFE!!

>>>>FOR WOMEN WHO THINK THEY ARE SMARTEST.....
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>>>> >> >>A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
>>>>woods.
>>>> >> >>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
>>>>The
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
>>>>you
>>>> >> >>three
>>>> >> >> wishes."
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
>>>>failed
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
>>>>wish
>>>> >> >> for yourself, your husband will get times ten!"
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to
>>>>
>>>>be
>>>>the
>>>> >> >> most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
>>>>"You
>>>> >>do
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>realize that this wish will also make your husband the most
>>>>handsome
>>>> >>man
>>>> >> >>in
>>>> >> >>the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
>>>>beautiful
>>>> >> >>woman and he will hav e eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the
>>>>most
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to
>>>>be
>>>>the
>>>> >> >>richest
>>>> >> >>woman in the world.
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
>>>> > >
>>>> >> >>world.
>>>> >> >>And he
>>>>will be ten times richer than you."
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
>>>>what's
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The
>>>>frog
>>>> >> >>then
>>>> >> >>inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>heart attack."
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>Stop here and continue feeling good.
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>Male readers: Please scroll down.
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>>>>I
>>>>said only male readers
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>>>>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
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>>>>Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart. Let them
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>continue
>>>> >> >> to
>>>> >> >>think that way and just enjoy the show
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
>>>> >> >>
>>>>\show
>>>>\that women never listen!!!