How smart aaaare you????

How smart are you? This should be good for a few laughs and I
>> > >>promise
>> > >>not to ask your score.
>> > >>>>Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
>> > >>>>As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The
>> > >>>>saying "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to
>> > >>>>the brain, so......
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
>> > >>>>intelligence.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>So take the following test presented here and determine if you
>>
> >>>>are losing it or are still "with it."
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have
>> > >>>>made your own... OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>1. What do you put in a toaster?
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>(scroll down)
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>

>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> >> >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and
>> > >>>>go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said,
>> > >>>>"bread," go to question 2.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>

>> > >>>>2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>> >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> >
>>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
>> > >>>>attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed
>> > >>>>and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content
>> > >>>>yourself with reading something more appropriate such as the
>> > >>>>Reader's Digest. If you said, "water" then proceed to question
>> > >>>>#3.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is
>> > >>>>made from blue bricks and a
pink house is made from pink bricks
>> > >>>>and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse
>> > >>>>made from?
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>> >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>> >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>>
> >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
>> > >>>>bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these
>> > >>>>questions? If you said glass," then go on to Question # 4.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
>> > >>>>Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
>> > >>>>divided into West Germany and East Germany.... Anyway, during the
>> > >>>>flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the
>> > >>>>last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing

>> > >>>>procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and
>> > >>>>the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between
>> > >>>>East and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East
>> > >>>>Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land?"
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>

>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>Answer: You don't of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
>> > >>>>else, you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.
>> > >>>>Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury
>> > >>>>the survivors, then proceed to the next question.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every
>> > >>>>minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand move! in one
>> >
>>>>hour?
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other
>> > >>>>than one degree, you are to be congratulated on getting this far,
>> > >>>>but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
>> > >>>>exit the room.
>> >
>>>>
>> > >>>>Everyone else proceed to the final question.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from
>> > >>>>London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the
>> > >>>>bus. In reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get
>> > >>>>on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff,
>> > >>>>11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansee, three people
>> > >>>>get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off
>> > >>>>and
three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the
>> > >>>>name of the bus driver?
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own

>> > >>>>name? It was YOU, you dummy.... the very first line says that
>> > >>>>you're driving the bus.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>Now pass this along to all your "friends" and hope they do better
>> > >>>>than you did!
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH, AND BE HAPPY with this message.