Have fun...
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
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4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
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5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
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6) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've
failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
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9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".
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