« CRAzy Jokes Superman gets lucky »
Raewyn Allan

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Posted by Raewyn over 4 years ago

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love, dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

mark as favorite

Comments (3)

add comment
  • cool fella
    cool says :

    i feel it was good! people need to have a thick skin, and take jokes for what they are meant for, i.e., a good laugh. it is stupid to take them seriously!

  • Dorfam Farno
    Dorfam says :

    that was stupid! and rude! and racist!

  • MeRmaiD AngeL..
    MeRmaiD says :

    hehehhe.. good one..