Superman gets lucky

Superman was flying around one day but since there was no crime around he thought he would take the night off and go pick up some women.

Superman flew to Gotham and found Batman and said "Hey Bat, lets het the town and pick up some women" Batman said "Sorry i can't the Joker is planning something and I have to keep an eye on him.

Superman decides to find Spiderman, he locates him at his appartment and said "Spidey, lets hit the town" Spidey said that h was having problems with his web slinger and needed to get it fixed before something happens.

Superman was about to call it quits when he decides to fly over to Wonder Womans compound. There she was laying out, toatally naked and spread eagle on her back lawn. Superman thinks to him self "I can fly down there and get some action and get out of there before she knows it". Superman flys down and BAM!! gets some and flys out as fast as he can.

Wonder Woman yells "what the hell was that???" the invisible man says, "I don't know but my butt sure hurts"