fStation spread a smile.

if restaurants were run like microsoft

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:44:25 +0000

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

Waiter leaves.

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day ................................... $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day .......... $2.50
Access to support ................................. $1.00

One Night Only

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:02:00 +0000

Hi my friend

Gosh! It’s been a long while since we met

Not even once ever since our shifts got over

And we left our respective night jobs to see the sun set

Those coffee breaks where we struggled to stay sober

How could you ever forget?

The midnight appraisals, cheese sandwich and running behind the hours for productivity

It was all so perfect

We were a unique class struggling with quality

Racing to balance the breaks with boyfriends on call

Not to mention wannabe and the betrothed lover

We did have a wonderful ball

Until the time that our issues chose to gather

Fiery arguments over dinner

About leads, errors and client mails

Our joy club started rapid dissolution

And you emerged as winner

Whereas I found new dinner mates as strong as sails

Separate lives we led on the same work floor

The untouchable friends became un speakables

It was like end of days till we threw papers

Only to vanish and remain as mere ex user ID’s in the system

Just thought you would like to know

The cafeteria food never tasted better without your essence

And that was the presence of friendship

Even now at nights when I see the full moon trailing

My spirit calls out in longing

For that one night shift

Where at 12.40 AM you will tap on my desk

For a Koffee With Anu

jungle - nashaaa

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:14:21 +0000

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha
wahan aaya aur bola :

"Mere bhai chod do nasha, aao mere sath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere saath duniya dekho"
Cheetay ne ek lamha socha phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.

Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola, "haathi mere bhai chod do nasha, aao mere saath bhaago, dekho ye
jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere sath duniya dekho"
Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher whisky peene ki taiyaari kar raha tha, choohe ne use bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side par rakha aur choohe ko 5- 6 thappad maare.

Haathi bola, "are ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon maar rahey ho is bechare ko?"

Sher bola, "yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle mai ghumata raha".

Never cry for any relation in life..

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:00:35 +0000

Never cry for any relation in life
Because for the one whom you cry
Does not deserve your tears
And the one who deserves
Will never let you cry..

Life is full of Blessings..

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:59:22 +0000

One Man Cried Wen
He had no shoes ,
But he stopped crying when
He saw a man without legs….
Life is full of Blessings ,
Sum time we Don’t understand it..!! !!

If you miss an opportunity..

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:58:07 +0000

“If you miss an opportunity
don’t fill ur eyes with tears.
It may hide yet another opportunity
lying in front of you”

Never be proud . . .!

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:55:47 +0000

Never b Proud,
For what u r & the Position u hold,
Bcoz after a Game of Chess,
the King & the Soldiers
go into the same box..!

wise words

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:40:26 +0000

Don’t Guess A Person’s Character On His Present Situation
Coz Time Has The Power To Change An Ordinary Coal Into A Precious Diamond…..

frndz

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:39:49 +0000

A Good Friend

Is Like A Light House

It Doesn’t

Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention

When You Are Lost …

It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …

gdnite sms

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:39:27 +0000

Ordinary Nights
Become Special
When An
Ordinary Person
Like Me
Takes Time
To Greet
Someone
Special Like You!

*Good Night*